Sarcastic “My Five Moods” Coffee Mug – Relatable Workplace Humor, Adult Language Gift, 11 oz Ceramic with Large Handle, Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – MG6608

Tired of explaining your mood to people? Let this mug do the talking for you. Featuring the brutally honest and hilariously accurate list of “My Five Moods”:

1. I’m too old for this shit

2. I’m too tired for this shit

3. I don’t have time for this shit

4. I’m too sober for this shit

5. I don’t get paid enough for this shit

This mug is a must-have for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and dark workplace humor.

Standing 9.5 cm tall and 8.0 cm in diameter, this mug holds a full 325 ml (11 oz) of whatever keeps you going—coffee, tea, or something stronger. It includes a comfortable C-handle, and it’s fully microwave and dishwasher safe, so it’s built for convenience as well as comedy.

Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s had enough—this mug says what everyone’s thinking.